come get your freshly baked essays

it seems that this, yes this, is for real... (taken from the educational supplement of the guardian newspaper)
a final piece of help for those poor stupid souls...

no great suprise

the new razorlight album is one of the biggest pieces of cack i've listened to. fact. but lets be honest and admit that it's not really a suprise, after all the single which preceded the album, was also a great piece of cack. 'kirby's house' the one track that had been previously released, has actually been made worse so it can fit in with the theme of album, cack, cack, and more cack.

one of these

a man walks into a bar... ouch!

one of those

"i stand corrected"
said the man with the orthopedic shoes.

its true... #2

12ft sharks spotted off Cornish coast - Porthcurno

its true...

i've been denying this for about a year, my mum probably being the person which most goes on about it, but the amount of evidence is piling up, and i have to accept that its true. not seen one in person yet, but i would surely soil my wetsuit if i saw one of these in the water...

basking shark - falmouth bay

The basking shark - cetorhinus maximus - is the second largest fish in the world after the whale shark.
• They can reach up to 36ft and weigh up to seven tons. They are the largest wild animal to regularly visit Britain.
• Despite their bulk they can leap clear of the water.
• They get their name because they bask on the surface.
• They filter the equivalent of an Olympic swimming pool every hour to take in enough plankton.
• They are a protected species in Britain, but are killed in large numbers elsewhere for their liver oil, meat and cartilage.
• In Asia they are used to make shark-fin soup. A single large fin can be worth £5,000.
• They swim, at no more than 3mph, by moving their entire bodies from side to side, not just their tails like other sharks

expansion

I wonder whether if Apple's domination of the electronics market should continue to expand to such an extent that they may be perhaps consider a dictatorship, which would undoubtedly be called iRule.

unrealised potential

today was good, but it could have been so much better

"sesame street"

"The children's TV show Sesame Street is to be used to help US military families explain why a parent has to leave to serve overseas. A DVD featuring the character Elmo and his parents will be handed out free in August"*

(* taken from Saturday's edition of The Independent)

Bronson executes Giggler

yupee!

film four is now free!

wrapmaster 3000

...if i was cling film this is what i'd want to be called.

"wrapmaster - we've got it covered"

breaking it down

how to make a beat

shame

has no one got any shame in blantant diving anymore?


ronaldo's performance was spoiled by the synchronised diving with postiga, and for that he'll lose the fifa young player of the tournment award. pauleta seemed like he needed a map to find the goal, and ended up joining in on the diving.

england's international football scapegoats #2

wink, wink and be a villain

england's international football scapegoats

1998 - David Beckham (reason: getting sent off against Argentina)

2002 - David Seaman (reason: letting in Ronaldinho's freak freekick)

2004 - Swiss Referee Urs Meier (reason: disallowed goal in the 89th minute)

2006 - Cristiano Ronaldo (reason: winking)