"neighbourhood respect team"

the neighbour of my soon to be dissolved student residence is an active neighbourhood watch member. on a large number of nights a week he patrols the streets of Falmouth with his patrol partner diane. together they trawl through the dark nights in order to cut out any anti social behaviour, with a special interest in student gatherings. the reflective jackets they wear bearing the self entitled "neighbour respect team" tag. jeff takes such an interest in his community that he is even campaigning to become a part of the local council with the support of the UK Independence Party.

it’s a shame that the respect jeff demands from those he perceives to be polluting his “community” is not replicated in his and his family’s actions. whilst the wife eagerly observes the family cat is encouraged to pollute our garden with its fecal matter on a daily basis. where is the neighbourly respect there?

more to come...

# suggestions for justice (revenge) are welcome in either a comment or email form. i am getting bored of scribbling 'cunt' in his adored van.