daily race

"neighbourhood respect team" #2

it appears that i am not the only one who finds the antics of the "neighbourhood respect team" a source of interest.

the "ted & diane" spoof-documentary:

the perfect recipe?

is this the perfect fish finger recipe?

no. it is not. good try though.

"neighbourhood respect team"

the neighbour of my soon to be dissolved student residence is an active neighbourhood watch member. on a large number of nights a week he patrols the streets of Falmouth with his patrol partner diane. together they trawl through the dark nights in order to cut out any anti social behaviour, with a special interest in student gatherings. the reflective jackets they wear bearing the self entitled "neighbour respect team" tag. jeff takes such an interest in his community that he is even campaigning to become a part of the local council with the support of the UK Independence Party.

it’s a shame that the respect jeff demands from those he perceives to be polluting his “community” is not replicated in his and his family’s actions. whilst the wife eagerly observes the family cat is encouraged to pollute our garden with its fecal matter on a daily basis. where is the neighbourly respect there?

more to come...

# suggestions for justice (revenge) are welcome in either a comment or email form. i am getting bored of scribbling 'cunt' in his adored van.

art blog

eddie argos' blog for the guardian music section. yes, him off art brut.

to do

1. Revision
   
2. Sort out graduation gown
3. Curriculum Vitae
   

girls can't park

today i have seen at least 3 situations which prove this theory.

ienvy

i have never been the biggest fan of laptops, or macs for that matter. today i have to admit i felt the little green monster inside me when i saw someone on a black macbook in the library. it'd have to be the black one though.

keeping up with the joneses

affluenza.org has a rather good diagram presenting the rather large and complicated issues involved in sustainable development which have lately been giving me such a headache.

questiontime

why does my hair always look its best just as i am about to go to bed?

answers as always on a post(card).