irony

stressing about getting job. email circulates. it announces that there is a seminar on wednesday 25th october on creating an effective cv. note to self. attend. write note on notice board. get drunk on monday. spend tuesday regretting it. late tuesday realize things are going to have to change. step 1. get a job. it will help you keep your mind off things. where was that place that girl said were looking for people? oh yeah. i remember now. tuesday is almost gone, all i've done is sit around and worry. quick attempt to save the day. update the cv. wednesday. get a lift to that place. stand around. trying to be noticed without being impolite. so here's who i am and i need a job. oh you'd like me to start tonight? very well. result. got some work to see me through the term. hang on a second. shouldn't I have been in a seminar about writing a cv?