i have a problem...

with horoscopes.
what's the point of a horoscope? advice? entertainment?

they are especially abundant this time of year, with all sorts of predictions and advice for the coming year. how can you beleive them? what methods are used to make such predictions?
can you go on a horoscope writing course?

if you think you know the answers for any of the above then please provide them on a postcard.


'Scorpio 2006 Love Forecast'
Love Strike No 1
February 17, 10.44pm
An annoying issue you've been fighting about for ages with your lover finally sorts itself and you can happily kiss and make up. At last! Ensure the matter is properly resolved now. Get it all out in the open. You know how you can brood...

'taken from January 2006 edition of Glamour'
two further love strikes are then detailed in the magazine, one on April 18, 9.43am and the other on October 25, 10.46am.

i think i might set up reminders on the mobile with the titles such as 'Love Strike No 1' and so forth.
about the date of love strike no 1: it had to be 'that' day.