'hot off the press'

christmas has been cancelled in vietnam this year
they've decided to hang glitter instead

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dr: there's good news and bad news mr best.
best: what's the bad news?
d: you've only got an hour to live
b: what's the good news then?
d: it's happy hour

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supposedly my mate saw george best getting kicked out of a bar last night,
apparently they weren't serving spirits